:'D so, for my 18th birthday, God gave me a GIANT, PUS-FILLED ABSYSS ON MY LABIA MAJORA (vagina. ._. )
And I just spent the whole day at the hospital, stoned out of my tree and eating ice cream and getting all the fluids drained out. Pretty!
:'D the nurse told me there was a LOT of pus.
And I got a wheelchair! WIN!

I have to say, the doctors and nurses treated me so, so well...I was really impressed. Currently, all the junior doctors are on strike-I sympathize. They have to work up to 18 hours a day, and only get paid up to 13, and it's really poor wages--these men and women are trying to support themselves, pay off a HUGE student loan and save lives...the stress they're under, along with the lack of pay, is horrible. No wonder no one wants to be a doctor in New Zealand. I hope they get the money they deserve.
Devious Comments
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I'm not really all here~ ♫
"Holy Inferiority Complex Batman. Is my self esteem so low that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?"
Join my city!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
And it's all good :3 I get to go to the zoo in a wheelchair, too. Axel will be pushing me >3
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"I have great news!"
"I have bad news, let's hear yours first"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I just found out we're rela---oh my god."
~Larkahncieling
"So, why are you giving me a drip?"
"So that we can anesthetize you for surgery"
"Oh! I'm having surgery??"
"....you didn't know?"
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"I have great news!"
"I have bad news, let's hear yours first"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I just found out we're rela---oh my god."
~Larkahncieling
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Currently: Living in *dokisoradoki's closet. And hugging ~RosedIllusions's hips
"There's a penis in my sex! D: "
- Me
Hopefully you're feeling better. Wheelchair and icecream sounds fun. XD
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Do Not Bite at the Bait of Pleasure, Till You Know There Is No Hook Beneath It.
See The Sounds and Hear the Colours of Life.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Happy birthday!
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"I have great news!"
"I have bad news, let's hear yours first"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I just found out we're rela---oh my god."
~Larkahncieling
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"I have great news!"
"I have bad news, let's hear yours first"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I just found out we're rela---oh my god."
~Larkahncieling
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